hello my name is sheridan and im from the left coast my hobbies include eating sleeping and standardized testing my mom tells me i dont eat enough gummy vitamins so im probably not going to grow anymore wow if youve read this far then i love you lets be friends i dont really know what im doing here but i hope you laugh anyway thanks for watching enjoy my clusterfu of a blog
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•mood: blue from blues clues is a girl wtf
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
pizza you come up with the best ideas
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
whens chip skylarks next tour
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
(Source: bbqringolos)
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
(Source: sadfolkmusic)
